“二战(🍅)”时(👷)期,盟军要(yào )实施(shī )安奇奥登(🍩)陆计划,迫于(yú )对一(yī )(🛍)门叫(jiào )安奇奥大炮的超(chāo )级武(wǔ )器的忌惮,要派(pài )两个精锐特(tè )工去摧毁这门大炮,结(jié )果两个傻逼被派了去,最后经过(🎡)一连串搞笑(xiào )事件(🔲),阴差阳错(🚥)的(de )(🐖)最(zuì )后完成了任(🥞)务。 片段一:德国人在北非布置了一个陷阱(jǐng ),准(zhǔn )备了(le )(🔩)一(🥁)幅假的防御(yù )(⏯)工事(🖲)地图(tú )让这(🦗)二(èr )个士(🌊)兵带回去(qù )(💻)。他们却阴差阳错的拿走了真的(👓)地(🙀)图,最(zuì )终赢得了(🍄)战役。 片段二:(🕙)他们化(huà )装成(⛳)管道工潜入德军(jun1 )在(zài )意(yì )大(🤖)利的司令部(bù ),给他们(💝)卫生间的(🥊)管(guǎn )道(dào )修(🛎)得乱七八糟,把将军淋了个落(luò )(👪)汤鸡(jī )(🤷)。将军去(🌼)换(🚶)衣(yī )(💹)服(📟),拉开(kāi )抽(chōu )屉发现一套新的军(📧)服(fú )(🔍),于是洗头洗脸(💏)准(zhǔn )备换上新军服(fú )的时(shí )候(🏃)闭着眼把脸盆(🌂)里的(de )脏水倒(dǎo )进抽屉(💣)里(lǐ )了(柜(📞)子旁边有一个(gè )废水(shuǐ )桶(tǒng )(😳))。那(📤)个将军是(🐂)最主要(yào )的一(🧘)个(gè )配角,很有意思(🎴)。到影(🚩)片结束前1分(fèn )(🈺)钟,都(dōu )没有(yǒu )一句(jù )台词。最后说了一(🐱)句“谢(👼)谢”。 片段(duàn )三(🙅):德军有(yǒu )一(yī )门超级大(dà )炮俯(fǔ )视着联军将要(🌒)登陆的海滩。这二(èr )个士兵居然(🈺)化装成(🦐)希特勒(😻)和随从,去视察(🖥)大炮,把大炮炸掉了。 (🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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